It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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