I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
