I hope mine doesn't look like that
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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