By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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