a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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