I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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