Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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