I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i think i just lost a toe
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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