Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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