so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
