So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She tied me up with her honor cords...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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