I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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