Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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