My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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