super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We need a shit load of segways right now
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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