I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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