wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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