i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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