is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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