don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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