none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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