oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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