That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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