In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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