Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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