For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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