4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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