I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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