im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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