and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
