Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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