he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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