OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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