the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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