The brown eye won't let me do that either.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
