Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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