I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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