True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
