In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
