so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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