Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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