The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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