whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
its liver damage thursday
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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