Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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