Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
This baby is an asshole
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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