yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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