whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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