We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
