Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I have demons in me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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