I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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