its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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