Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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