i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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